Tomorrow is July 28th. Please do not go see 'The Emoji Movie'.

There are a near-infinite number of things you can do with your time and money tomorrow. You have the capacity to create a future abounding with love and peace for all things, of universal and never-ending contentment and bliss; such is the power of the human mind. So I beg of you, have a bit of respect for the gift that is your own existence and do anything besides going to see The Emoji Movie.

In a world where emojis are becoming part of the alphabet, where doggo-pupper-floofy baby talk dominates so much of our discourse, I believe we owe the specter of good taste a small gesture of respect. This is something YOU can do, together with your friends and family, to make that gesture. And all you have to do is nothing. Allow The Emoji Movie to pass into history uncelebrated and unremembered.

Tell your family. Tell your friends.

Submitted July 28, 2017 at 03:13AM by rujinoblr http://ift.tt/2uGKL40