If they made a re-make of American Psycho, what songs would Patrick Bateman rant about before killing someone?

The very first time I heard "Happy" by Pharrell all I could think was what Bateman's monologue would be: "Rapper/producer Pharrell released "Happy" in 2013. Unlike his previous work with the gritty, drug glorifying group Clipse, "Happy" changed the artistic values portrayed by Pharrell and was a chart topper for weeks on end. The catchy, simplistic chorus provided the rejuvenation needed to rocket Pharrell to worldwide fame and recognition. As the song peaked in popularity, many people slandered Pharrell for selling out. I disagree, the song resonates the inner joy one needs to live a fulfilling life... HEY PAUL!"

Submitted October 19, 2016 at 04:27AM by Let_Tha_Drummer_Kick http://ift.tt/2eiBdDH