(SPOILERS) Fantastic Beasts vs. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Plot of Fantastic Beasts is pretty much a high-budget remake of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Proof...

Ace Ventura: We meet a Quirky Man who loves and wants to save animals. Fantastic Beasts: We meet a Quirky Man who loves and wants to save magical creatures.

Ace Ventura: Exotic animal goes missing that he has to find. Fantastic Beasts: Several exotic creatures go missing that he has to find.

Ace Ventura: Many hijinks ensue involving the menagerie of animals he keeps in his apartment. Fantastic Beasts: Many hijinks ensue involving the creatures he keeps in his suitcase.

Ace Ventura: Quirky Man talks out of his butt to embarrass Tone Loc into giving him info. Fantastic Beasts: Quirky Man makes weird butt noises to stop a magical rhino from raping a hippo.

Ace Ventura: Quirky man befriends spunky girl with short brown hair to help him on his mission. Fantastic Beasts: Quirky man befriends spunky girl with short brown hair to help him on his mission.

Ace Ventura: Turns out there's a mysterious figure secretly causing the mischief. Fantastic Beasts: Turns out there's a mysterious figure secretly causing the mischief.

Ace Ventura: Mysterious figure is secretly somebody else that we knew wasn't a good person, but who was pretending to be a powerful authority figure: Finkel/Einhorn Fantastic Beasts: Mysterious figure is secretly somebody else that we knew wasn't a good person, but who was pretending to be a powerful authority figure: Graves/Grindelwald

Ace Ventura: Quirky man has sex with spunky girl while animals watch. Fantastic Beasts: Spunky girl clearly wants Quirky Man to have sex with her while magical creatures watch, but he goes for a boat ride instead.

Can you think of more? There are probably tons.

Submitted December 06, 2016 at 07:17AM by DerektheGhost http://ift.tt/2gWtk86