Oh. My. God. Fucking Jingle All the Way

How did I not know this movie existed!? This pinnacle of filmmaking may never be reached again. Best Christmas movie ever, maybe best movie ever. Period.

And fucking Myron?? The guy had no shits to give! He was a motherfucking OUTLAW. Getting shitfaced in the diner, then having the balls to put the bottle right on the counter, where everyone can see it?? He sees what he wants and he takes it. He should have been the protagonist, fuck Arnie, as delightful as he was.

10/10, will watch again every Christmas

Submitted December 25, 2017 at 07:01AM by Texas_Metal http://ift.tt/2C2EohH