FUCK YOU NETFLIX STOP CUTTING OFF THE CREDITS

You know that feeling when you've just watched two and a half hours of an amazing movie, and the credits roll, and the specially-composed-to-be-epic end-credits sountrack piece starts to play and you're like "aaahhh... time to revel in the emotion of the ending of that film, and take a minute to think about what it all means as this beautiful epic music plays to recontextualize what I've seen and put it in a more viscer... OH FUCK WHY THE FUCK IS THE TRAILER FOR 'ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK' FUCKING UP MY SHIT!?!?!?!?!?!?"

Seriously, STOP FUCKING DOING THAT. I KNOW YOUR SHOWS FUCKING EXIST. LET ME HAVE AT LEAST A COUPLE OF MINUTES OF COMEDOWN BEFORE SHOVELING YOUR NEXT SERIES IN MY GODDAMN FACE ALREADY".

I mean, shit, if even there was a button that said "let me watch the end credits" I'd be OK with it, but NOPE THERE'S FUCKING NOTHING.

Netflix, you had our backs five years ago, and now you're just as fucking bad as anyone else. LISTEN TO ME, STOP THIS SHIT.

Submitted September 07, 2018 at 03:43PM by snarpy https://ift.tt/2wS0yhJ