My Dad's Movie Rating System

My dad, who was a HEAVY smoker, had a unique movie rating system: 5 cigarettes, 4 cigarettes, 3 cigarettes, etc. It was the number of times he walked out of the theater to have a smoke. The fewer the cigs, the better the movie.

As far as I know, there were only ever three Zero Cigarette Movies: Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Shawshank Redemption, and (for some reason) The Gods Must Be Crazy.

Submitted September 23, 2019 at 11:39AM by Googly_Elmo https://ift.tt/31Edgit