How I want the Fast and Furious franchise to end in the most boring way possible.

So, the next movie ends up being completely bonkers. Like, there's aliens, tine travel, the whole shabang. At the end of the final movie, Dom Toretto races the time lord alien dicator in his Dodge Charger kitted with a flux capasator (can't spell it) throughout different time periods, he almost loses but then uses the power of family to win the race. All good. The movie is about to end, Dom is sitting at the table, drinking Coronas, making some speech about family. He then starts hearing voices. He asks the Toreto family "hey, do you hear that". Everyone is confused and asks him what's going on. The voices get louder and the screen cuts to black and then a voice says "He's waking". Dom opens his eyes, looks around. He notices he's in a hospital, surrounded by doctors. He asks one of the doctors "How did I get here?". The doctor responds "you don't remember?". "Dom says "No". The doctor then explains to him "you were in a crash, you hit a truck causing your car to flip over. You've been in a coma for the last 20 years" Credits roll.

And that's why I'm not a screenwriter.

Submitted January 14, 2022 at 09:51AM by TheHumongousAsshole https://ift.tt/3GEn1By