White Men Can't Jump (2023) .... WTF.

I loved the original growing up. It's one of those movies where I watch it every time it's on or if i randomly come across it on streaming.

The thing about it is the plot is crap. The chemistry between Woody, Snipes, and Perez is what MAKES the movie.

I knew 2023 would be crap, but i just couldnt help myself. HOLY FUCK. I don't know that the fuck they were thinking.

The white dude was actually a fuckin nerd/bitch, not just pretending to be one. Imagine Woody complaining about a vegan menu in the OG or using "homophobic chicken sandwiches" as an insult.

Credit to the white dude tho, he at least TRIED to act like Woody. The black guy and the perez character had the personality of a paper bag.

It's basically the same movie, just done worse in every single conceivable way.

This kinda movie also doesnt work in 2023 where everyone can be racist af to the white guy but he can NEVER give it back.

Edit: Also, instead of the jimi argument In this one the white dude asks the black dude if he listens to any white music. The black dude says he "fucks around with ed sheeran". The white dude hugs him and says "I'm in love with the shape of you."

Then the black dude invites the white guy to his kids birthday party and the guy says "That sounds FIRE! I fuck around with kids"

That's an actual exchange in this pos.

Submitted May 30, 2023 at 06:50AM by More_MP5s https://ift.tt/Nmlw0WU