If you bring a baby into a movie theater, you’re a piece of shit. No exceptions.

This has happened to me a total of 5 times, and it completely ruined the movie for me. I love the “babysitter” argument too. If you can afford a ticket and expensive ass food, then you can afford a babysitter. And if you can’t? Then wait for the movie to come out on DVD. It’s not that hard. You don’t have to be extremely selfish and ruin the experience for everyone else just because you’re impatient. Seriously, what the fuck is the point of bringing a baby with you anyway? They can’t form thoughts or memories yet. Do you really think they’re going to remember the movie? No, they won’t. So don’t bring them.

Submitted October 22, 2018 at 11:04PM by OpStingray https://ift.tt/2J8ULu1