Recently re-watched the first three MIB movies, and MIB2 still sucks really badly.

Rosario Dawson literally says one innocuous line to J, and he falls deeply and madly in love with her? I don't buy it. Everyone's doing Matrix martial arts moves, remaining suspended in the air for cartoonish amounts of time? I don't buy. Johnny Knoxville? I don't buy it. Really bad CGI even for its time? I don't buy it. Rosario Dawson has to return to her planet or Earth will explode? For no reason? What the hell is this crap?

Anyway, I expect this post to get removed because it doesn't meet some impossible, arbitrary rules.

Submitted November 23, 2020 at 05:05PM by red_4 https://ift.tt/35WcrX2