How to become an 80s "Coming of Age" movie villain

80s "Coming of Age" movie villain guide

-Never forget you're invincible.

-Dope ride, preferably less than 150 horsepower, function follows form. Just make sure it looks good and you can lock up the brakes.

-Have at least two people who will do literally anything you say.

-Use your lackeys to detain others in order to deliver speeches.

-Never fight one on one, the world isn't fair.

-Have a girl around you that you would do anything to keep other than treat her like a human being.

-Sunglasses are you friend, even if it seems unnecessary, wear them.

-Vehicular Manslaughter, what does that even mean lol.

-Laugh, just go with it. Laughter is contagious.

-Domestic violence is a tool, use it when needed.

Bad Boy Villain

-Single Earring 1"+, Danglier the better.

-Try not to wear a shirt, but if you do keep it unbuttoned, remove sleeves, or cutoff at belly button. You're upper body is allergic to fabric.

-Always have a knife and brandish it often but by no means ever cut anyone.

-Don't let anyone know you have a home and loving parents that make you go to school everyday.

-Bandannas

-Hair so curly it makes your mullet off putting.

Good Boy Villain

-Always wear a shirt with a collar, when you get cold, wear a heavy cable knit sweater.

-When it's time to pop off, pop that collar.

-Somehow have blonde hair like no man does.

-Don't hesitate to reference you "Father" or last name when needed.

-Drop the top and pack in those THOTs, seat belts never matter.

-Statutory rape doesn't apply to winners in frats.

Submitted November 27, 2016 at 10:31AM by SpicyFriedCracklin http://ift.tt/2fRizmD